Toronto has many fine attractions, but the annual Gay Parade is not one of them. Here we even have our mayor riding around in the parade, mingling with raunchy half-naked men and women jiving to raunchy music and making obscene gestures. But, of course, it brings in money for the city, and money trumps decorum any day. It’s Sodom and Gomorrah combined into a, big public frenzy.
I thought of initiating a Heterosexual Parade, but realized that unless I got some naked Hollywood beauties on the floats, no one would come; and if I did, it might become an issue for the Ontario Human Rights Commission for not including everyone.
We live in a “rights” society, where you have a right to be different, even if it goes against nature. With our modern technology, propagating need not be limited to man and woman; why, some day we might find that you just get a baby in a bottle at the local baby dispensary.
But we still have our rights – right to be so obese that we need to occupy two seats on an airplane, and use gender-neutral address if we have a gender identity crisis while boarding the flight.
We are all “victims” of one thing or another, and need to be coddled and protected from our own vices. What I still don’t understand is that with all these righteous victims, who is left to do the victimizing?
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